Hey G can you make me a sandwich?

tentaclethearpist:
“ violentvoices:
“ gyarodasshole:
“ graveunearthyou:
“ This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often...

tentaclethearpist:

violentvoices:

gyarodasshole:

graveunearthyou:

This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.

wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life. 

sadly yet again another fake post
A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.

no its real my cousin sasuke has this

Once you listen to Nightcore the original songs seem SOOOO SLOW

hellsite-yano:

mhysaah:

Nightcore:

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Nightcore:

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So Imma stick with Nightcore:

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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:
“NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)
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ghosthierophant:

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NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)

You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself


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holo-tape:

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i accidentally corrupted my sims 2 town and now whenever the baby cries i can bribe him 50 big ones to stop

apricops:

maxknightley:

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

wire mother: your thoroughly researched effortpost that gets three notes

cloth mother: your post that just says “it’s penis o’clock babey!” and has a hundred billion notes

mcmansionhell:

dome sweet dome

As some of you may know, I have been going to language school for the last few months in order to learn the world’s most widely spoken and useful language: Slovenian. At this point, my Slovenian is about as coherent as, well, a McMansion. In order to feel better about myself, I have sought out a McMansion that is worse than my cases and word-order. This house (in Naperville, IL, of course) does, in fact, make me feel better, but will probably make you feel worse:

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This Cheescake Factory house, built in 2005, boasts 5 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms and can be yours for the entirely reasonable sum of $3.5 million dollars. Also for some reason all the photos look like they are retouched with 2012-era Instagram filters.

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First of all, trying to visualize the floor plan of this house is like trying to rotate seven cubes individually in my mind’s eye. Second, if you stand right beneath the hole in the ceiling you can get the approximate sensation of being a cartoon character who has just instantaneously fallen in love.

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Even if this was a relatively mundane McMansion it still would have made it into the rotation because of the creepy life-sized butler and maid. Would not want to run into them in the middle of the night.

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The mural is giving 1986 Laura Ashley or perhaps maybe the background they use for Cabbage Patch Kids packaging but the floor? The floor is giving Runescape texture.

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Have you ever seen so many real plants in your life? A veritable Eden.

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The overwhelming desire to push one of the chairs into the haunted jacuzzi…but in reality they probably put those chairs there to keep from accidentally falling into the tub at night.

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(elevator music starts playing)

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This is one of the all time [adjective] rooms of McMansion Hell. I personally am in love with it, though I don’t think I understand it. Perhaps it is not meant to be understood…..,

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Continuing with the baseball theme, the guy in the painting looks how I feel after it’s been raining in Ljubljana for two straight weeks. (Not ideal!!)

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We love a house that has four unused balconies and also a sporting grounds that is large enough to build a whole second McMansion on top of. Everyone should so value their health.

Thank you for tuning into another edition of McMansion Hell. Be sure to check out the Patreon for the two bonus posts (a McMansion and the Good House) which both also go out today!

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