me
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“No matter what direction you view this image from the gun will be pointing at you.”
fucking jesse pinkman breaking science
I literally walked all around the living room. It really did follow me everywhere. Even at this angle.
are you blogging from your tv
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people should set their passwords to their phones and stuff as “fuck you” so when people ask what their passwords are you tell them “fuck you” and they’re like well fine god i just wanted to play with your phone and ur just like
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when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
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the dyson ball cleaner has a very deceiving name
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This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png
omg
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
ugh:
cruisin’ past ur girls house like
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
My lovely followers, please...
*rips off my sleeves* the right to bare arms